what the heck am i doing with my life?
50candles: Lost your pen=no pen No pen=no notes No notes=no study No study=Fail Fail=no diploma No diploma=no work no work=no money no money=no food no food=you get skinny you get skinny=then you get ugly Ugly=no love no love=no marriage no marriage=no children no children= alone alone=depression depression=sickness sickness=death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die CANT...
Crocs Is Donating 100,000 Pairs of Shoes to Japan
gaws: howtotalktogirlsatparties: Crocs: Hey, Japan. So, we really want to help out with the relief effort. We are going to donate 100,000 pairs of Crocs! Japan: Yeah, that’s really great of you guys. But, see, here’s the thing, we’re going to pass. We talked it over, and, well, free Crocs are still Crocs. Ya know? Thanks anyway. Oh cool. This means theres going to be a whole country of...